CONGRATULATIONS!

You have just received the greatest free gift of all…… a new Boffer newsletter! :)

What makes it so great is how cheap and easy it is for us to give and no one can moan about missing out on the freebie. Hope it's the right size, because you can't return it.

Hey, It’s the thought that counts!

Boffers done a good deal........

We’ve just bought the contents of a distribution company, and you know what I wish we hadn’t!! All that photographing, description writing and all that nonsense – it plays havoc with my social life.

I’m already missing the Mohito’s ....Question for you…..

Q. What am I going to do?

A. I’m going to put a load of items in a box and knock em out to you lot for a few quid.... It’s a scientifically proven fact that Boffer’ers are peculiar so these will sell out FAST!…

If you want one be ready to boffer at 11.59pm on Thursday 29th April

…. More details on my twitter ……..So get stalking!! - clicky

Don't Forget To Say Hi To The Family

It’s always the quiet ones that get overlooked. There may not be anything new and important going on at our sister site BigOffers.co.uk. She don't make a big fuss or get up in one's grill. She just keeps cranking out the deals in her particular areas of interest, from earphones to gardening stuff to cosmetic products. Don't you owe it to yourself to check her out? – She is hot, just like her sister! You know what they say about the quiet ones.

I'd love to bend your ear for a while longer, but we've got a lot of work to get done in the next day or two. Also, to be honest, we're not sure our relationship has progressed to the ear-bending stage yet. Your friendship really means a lot to me and I'd hate to ruin it by moving too fast……That's why we use citylink.

Love and kisses

Lauren x